It was supposed to be a really crappy rap....but turned out to be the most epic thing on the planet.
Mermaning in Boston
By: Kin-Ti & Nasha
aka
Einstein Kills
Yeah, dis is how we roll it out
Come on, let's do this:
Verse 1:
Yo, Boston area
Is a really nice town
But there's one group of people
That wear the crown
We're, cool, we're fly,
And always on top
Our mad skilled rhymes
Will make you hop
So don't flip out
we ain't haters
But we sure as hell
Ainn't yo' waiters
Chorus:
We're Mermen
In Boston city
We're Mermen
Always busy
We're Mermen
With our mer-ladies
We're Mermen
Better then F-ing Hades
Verse 2:
We swim the streets,
Don't cause no trouble,
Stay out of our
Personal bubble
Or we'll cap yo' ass
With the merman cane
Be yo' life's
Eternal bane, yeah
We won't bother you
If you don't bother us
And if you do
We'll throw you under a bus (WORD)
Chorus:
Cuz we're Mermen
In Boston city
We're Mermen
Always busy
We're Mermen
With our mer-ladies
We're Mermen
Better then F-ing Hades
Verse 3:
Don't touch mermaids
Unless you want to pay
At least 50 dollars
Every day
It's our business
Our enterprise
Going against us
Will be your demise
Now don't get scared
Cuz we aren't that bad
If you get to know us
We're really rad
Chorus:
Since we're Mermen
In Boston city
We're Mermen
Always busy
We're Mermen
With our mer-ladies
We're Mermen
Better then F-ing Hades
End:
Yo, we're Mermen
Not some small trout
And now it's time:
Einstein Kills is out
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