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It was supposed to be a really crappy rap....but turned out to be the most epic thing on the planet.

Mermaning in Boston
By: Kin-Ti & Nasha
aka
Einstein Kills


Yeah, dis is how we roll it out
Come on, let's do this:


Verse 1:
Yo, Boston area
Is a really nice town
But there's one group of people
That wear the crown

We're, cool, we're fly,
And always on top
Our mad skilled rhymes
Will make you hop

So don't flip out
we ain't haters
But we sure as hell
Ainn't yo' waiters


Chorus:
We're Mermen
In Boston city
We're Mermen
Always busy

We're Mermen
With our mer-ladies
We're Mermen
Better then F-ing Hades


Verse 2:
We swim the streets,
Don't cause no trouble,
Stay out of our
Personal bubble

Or we'll cap yo' ass
With the merman cane
Be yo' life's
Eternal bane, yeah

We won't bother you
If you don't bother us
And if you do
We'll throw you under a bus (WORD)

Chorus:
Cuz we're Mermen
In Boston city
We're Mermen
Always busy

We're Mermen
With our mer-ladies
We're Mermen
Better then F-ing Hades

Verse 3:
Don't touch mermaids
Unless you want to pay
At least 50 dollars
Every day

It's our business
Our enterprise
Going against us
Will be your demise

Now don't get scared
Cuz we aren't that bad
If you get to know us
We're really rad

Chorus:
Since we're Mermen
In Boston city
We're Mermen
Always busy

We're Mermen
With our mer-ladies
We're Mermen
Better then F-ing Hades

End:
Yo, we're Mermen
Not some small trout
And now it's time:
Einstein Kills is out

-END-
:iconnasha-yakushi:
HOW HAVE I NOT PUT THIS UP YET!?

Created by the wonderful and lovely :icontsuchitora101: and myself in....was it 10th grade?

WOW

This is old.
Really old.

I believe the scientific term for how old this is "old as balls".

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In our creative writing class we went to Boston and decided Mermen were pimps...and then we made a rap about it because that's what 10th graders do I guess.
We made an imaginary band called Einstein Kills and this is on our imaginary album. I belive that this makes us the coolest people ever.
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:icontsuchitora101:
BEAUTY. THIS IS BEAUTY IN WRITTEN FORM.
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:iconnasha-yakushi:
~Nasha-Yakushi Apr 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
THEY WILL TALK ABOUT IT FOR GENERATIONS
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:icontsuchitora101:
IT IS A SONG OF THE AGESSSSSSSS
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:iconnasha-yakushi:
~Nasha-Yakushi Apr 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
ALL WILL SEE THIS AND EXCLAIM "GO HOME EVERYONE, THEY WON. FOREVER."
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:icontsuchitora101:
THE WORLD WILL JUST GIVE UP BECAUSE WE'RE SUCH WINNERS.
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~Nasha-Yakushi Apr 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
THIS WAS SO AMAZING THAT THE SECOND COMING WAS PUT TO SHAME BY OUR SHEAR AMAZINGNESS AND NOW JESUS IS TOO EMBARRASSED TO COME BACK.
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:icontsuchitora101:
GOD JUST LOOKED DOWN AND WAS LIKE "WHELP. CAN'T TOP THAT."
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~Nasha-Yakushi Apr 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
AND THEN THE EVERY ONE IN THE WORLD STOPPED FIGHTING CUZ THEY WERE LIKE "THIS ALL SEEMS SO POINTLESS NOW, THAT SONG HAS FILLED OUR HEARTS WITH JOY AND ACCEPTANCE" AND THERE WAS FOREVER PEACE ON THE PLANET!
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~Triadus Apr 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You MUST record this!
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~Nasha-Yakushi Apr 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
That would be amazing. Then we could sell it and get money and stuff >:3
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