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Me and MeMe and Me

Real Name: Peter

Nickname: Peter Castle (co-worker gave to me) and Peanut Butter (only one girl is allowed to call me that)

Birthday: July 29, 1990

Current Residence: California

Height: 5'9"-5'10"

Weight: None of you bees wax XP

Hair: Black

Eye Color: Dark Brown

Like: Video games, reading warcraft books, writing, Batman, Marvel, DC cartoons

Dislikes: Writer's blocks, school, work

Personality: I'm a shy person but if you initate a conversation i'll be able to talk

Bio: Lived in California all my life. i had a prety average childhood. procrastinated through junior college and paying for it by staying longer than i should X
Finding God's Will - IntroI have been going through a difficult time, but I look back on my life and the only easy time was when my mother was alive. I had a real love for God. I thought about and dreamed about him often.
Recently I have felt like I was going mentally insane. I have been having fits of rage where I lose control. I felt that God was not answering any of my prayers which seems so contradictory to the Bible's promise of Matt 7:7. I have been in a lot of confusion and depression.
This is what I wanted God to answer or do for me: Help me be a happier person. Why am I so depressed so constantly? What is your will for me in my life? Give me a passion. I want a career that I will be excited to do each day. Give me that career. Give me self-confidence. Take away my physical pain. Tell me, Lord, how can I serve you? Help us financially. Give us a financial blessing big enough so that we can bless others. Give us at least financial peace to where we are not wondering how we will finish the week. Why do I
Just a story. Intro. I often reflect back on the life I used to live. The life I left. It was probably for the better that I had left my past anyways. It seems I know better people now. Although I do miss the people I left behind I know that change was needed. Many people from my past do not know my story and I often find it hard to tell when asked for it. They seem to forget that it was four years of my life with people they've never heard of. So, now I would like to share my story. I do not know who will hear it or who it will make a difference to but these are words that I need to express and words that I hope others will be able to look to.

This story begi
Lightlice IRL Blog PrologueHello, I'm sure you all know me; the name is Alice. As I sit here at the computer typing this while snacking on Fig Newtons and drinking Dr. Pepper, I think about what will become of me at the end of this week. I am going to meet my boyfriend, Lightning, in real life at the Kansas City airport. We've known each other for three years, and have been a couple for nearly eleven months, with tomorrow (June 18, 2013) being the eleventh month mark. I've been getting increasingly excited yet nervous as the days pass, and as soon as school ended and June began, I started preparing for his visit. I was cleaning up the guest room ferociously and getting
Finding God's Will - Part 1I have been praying for so long with no answer from God. I just don't understand his silence. I went through a phase where reading the Bible made me angry. All these promises of hope, of comfort, and of blessing only made me angry. It doesn't feel fair to me. Why are these promises not being fulfilled to me? God meets us where we are, it was while we were still sinners that he saved us, so it does not make sense to me that he is withholding because I am a sinner. Wasn't Abraham a sinner? And David? Yet they were blessed so abundantly.
I look around me. All my peers seem to be in so much better financial and emotional situations. Why? I feel like all my life I have always sought after God's will, yet why is life so much easier for everyone else. As I said before, I stopped reading the Bible. I had a hard time praying, especially after the miscarriage. I felt like God no longer cared to answer my prayers, so what was the point of praying. When it came to other people, I felt I knew God b
Litterer's IntroductionHello! My name on dA is Miss—understood, but you’re more than welcome to call me by my first name, Katana. The basis of who I am is a sixteen year old girl who will be finishing her last year of high school on November 14 (I’d be 17 for 14 days at that point). I have a little sister and six other little rug rats that would be my baby cousins, and the majority of the time I’m found babysitting them or figuring out my future.

Writing used to be a coping mechanism for me and in a way still is, but unfortunately it is not something that I get to partake in as much as I’d like to anymore. If there’s one thing t
Litterer's IntroductionHello! Those of you who know me as well as yourself need not read this, although I suppose you could if you wanted to.
My name is Shelby. I'll be 17 February 5, 2014, and I'll be 18 February 5, 2015. My dA friends tend to call me Dazzie, a nickname that either ~Nullibicity or ~SoundlessWhispers came up with, and I quite like it. This coming school year, I'll be a junior in high school while my older sister will be starting her first year in college. It'll be so weird without her home, but somehow I'll manage.
Unlike some of my friends, whose childhoods were tragic in one way or another, I had a fairly normal childhood. I went to a regular school in a regular town with regular friends and received no beatings or abuses of any kind. Some people may believe that because of this, I'm not entitled to the depression I sometimes feel, and this honestly aggravates me as my life up to this point shouldn't determine the thoughts and emotions I'm allowed to feel. As Claire from one of my
Litterer's Introduction (watchers can skip)     Hello all! I've decided to skip my usual formality and just be completely honest with this introduction, so you can see me for what I am, and make your own decision.  So here’s a bit of my story!

    To start off: I’ll be 17 on December 31st and my name is Kelsi. I really have no nicknames unless you count my twin's use of the word "panda." We've both been taking Japanese so sometimes she'll refer to me as baka panda (stupid panda) or atama ga piman, which is literally translated to: your head is a pepper. I really don't care what you want to call me (Kelsi, Nulli, that girl, clownface... etc) as long as no profanity is use
Litterer's intro.Hello, call me The Doctor, I honestly don't like my name so I'd prefer that you do so. Next school year, I'm going to be a sophomore in high school, pretty cool, huh? I live in the United States of America, yes I know, not a very liked country due to politics, but I am aiming to move to some other country, like England, once I turn 18. I'm not yet sure what I want to be when I'm older, I'm having a hard time deciding, I want to be a graphic designer sometimes, others, an actress. I think I'm not ready for such a decision yet, but yet again, are we ever?
I go to an arts school, lots of my friends are jealous of me because of it, but I know its just because they didn't want me to leave them. I'm sure many wonder what I mean when I say 'leave them' or assume I chose to go to this school and my parents wanted me to go or something, but honestly, I decided to leave my mom and live with my dad. 
I'm pretty artistic, there's lots of things I can do at this school, jazz band, dance (almos
Introduction: 143PEACEHmm..Where to begin?

Well hello there
nice to meet you
I'm new here
but i shall greet too

welcome to my introduction
read it and you'll get to know me
you'll read some facts
and you also see

 Who I am
  Who I'd like to be
what i've been through
and my attempt at rhyming!

so don't make fun
i'm just doing my job
of my introduction
and this last line doesn't rhyme :(

and that ladies and gentleman was my fail of an introduction poem..
anyways. moving on.
about me:
Well for one, I am an aspiring writer and hope to publish something some day. Poetry is my forte but I also have several different original stories and a fan fiction in my galler
Bio for Matesprites-413Well, since I'm not too sure what this group is about, but others are making these, I guess I will too~ XD
This is a bio for matesprits-413 and just for me in general.

Name: Crysi
(This is not my actual name, but I would like it to be, so there.)

Age: I am currently a teen
(Not gonna say exact age here.)

Sex: Female

Patron Troll: Zodiac- Kanaya Maryam, "Birthday adding-thingy"- Aradia Megido

Interests (aside from Homestuck): Anime (ALL OF THE ANIME), Video Games (Minecraft, LoZ, Pokemon), Writing, Video Editing, Script Writing, exc.

Other methods of contacts: Fanfiction.net- Crysi102, Twitter- @Crysi102, Youtube- SugarInducedCosplaySIC
Litterer's IntroductionSo, I am supposed to submit a introduction about myself to join one of the literature communities here on DA.

Hi. XD. My name is Helene, and I am 16, and I live in London in the UK. I am originally from Lebanon and Palestine, but was born in Greece. I am aiming to become a doctor, because I just love everything about it, and I am about to start my a levels.

I love doing anything artistic, and I am not going to spout a load of rubbish and go all English teacher on you, I will just put it simply, that I love writing poetry. If I am sad I will write, If I am happy I will write, I will always write. Writing helps me to express myself when peopl
Litterer introductionAn introduction... seems like a lot. It's not very often I have to describe myself. And if someone does ask, I tend to hessitate.
But if I had to describe myself, I would one word: Beyond
I am beyond normal, I am creative.
Dang it. I'm going into a poem mode again... :P
Alright, let's try this again.
I would say I'm fairly creative. Though writer's block never is temporary, it's almost 24/7. I'm smart, except in math, math is evil. On a level of 1 to 10 of maturity (1 being like a toddler with ADHD and 10 being the most mature you could probably get) I would be around 6, 7, or 8. Though it mostly depends on my mood and which ever OC I'm on.
My writing affects me.... I guess that's how to say it... (0_0) but a lot of my OC's tend to get the better of me. They infect my mind and I tend to act a bit more like them. Another good way to explain it is this: I GO THROUGH CHARACTERS IN 'PHASES'. That sounds better. And which ever one I'm working on most is my little 'phase' along with subjects
Drumuri si poduri       E liniște! Asta îmi doream de fapt și de asta am parte. Încă mă bucur de ea, de soarele care s-a întors în ciuda tuturor scandalurilor dintre noi. A rămas la fel de atotștiitor, de iertător și cald. Spunea cineva "Ai grijă ce-ți dorești. S-ar putea să se îndeplinească!".  Asta era și ideea, nu? Am învățat oricum să-mi asum propriile dorințe si propriile-mi decizii. Mama îl numea teribilism în urmă cu câteva zile. Poate că așa e. Doar că, am învățat să-mi asum până și teribilismul ăsta de care îmi v
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*Friend and I doing homework when suddenly*
Friend: I wouldn't mind being groped by a clown.
Me: *pauses and blinks at friend* What?
Friend: I wouldn't mind being groped by a clown.
Me: …what?
Friend: Clowns are creepy and all and most people are afraid of them, but I don't think I'd mind if I was at a carnival or something and a clown came up and honked my boob.
Me: I don't…that's kinda messed up.
Friend: Oh come on. *sings*~Honk honk the booby~. Like a clown nose? But a breast. It'd be funny. And sexy.
Me: No. Hun…that's…no. That's wrong. I'm not sure why you would think that but it's a bit weird.
Friend: *stares at me*
Me: *stares back*
Friend: It's not that weird.
Me: It kind of is.
Friend: Okay. Let's say a skeleton walked up to you and reached for your lady area. You'd let 'em, I know you would.
Me: Would not!
Friend: Would too.
Me: I'm not sexually attracted to skeletons. I just find them aesthetically pleasing. And besides, that would be way different.
Friend: Different how?
Me: Clowns can rape you.
Friend: Just adds to the excitement. The whole danger type thing. Supah sexy.
Me: You get excited about the prospect of being raped?
Friend: No, it's just the danger aspect. Like how girls like bad boys? It's exciting.
Me: I can't believe you're trying to justify clown gropeage.
Friend: You justified skeleton gropeage.
Me: *stares*
Friend: *stares*
Me: I'm going to go back to writing my essay.
Friend: Good idea.

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~OokamiNoKo Nov 20, 2011
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~Nasha-Yakushi Nov 20, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
yep.
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~Triadus Oct 29, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Now I want to see professional debaters discuss this issue
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~Nasha-Yakushi Oct 31, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
it would be interesting...
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